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Introducing the Dog Tag: DON'T MESS WITH ME! I GET PAID TO STAB PEOPLE WITH SHARP OBJECTS. This unique piece is perfect for those who appreciate humor and style.

Crafted from high-quality surgical steel, it features a shatterproof liquid glass coating and an optional 18k gold finish. Each tag is personalized in the U.S.A. by dedicated working moms, ensuring exceptional craftsmanship and supporting local communities.

With a 100% Happiness Guarantee, your satisfaction is our priority. This dog tag makes a memorable keepsake for yourself or a loved one, perfect for engraving special dates or names.

Dog Tag: DON'T MESS WITH ME! I GET PAID TO STAB PEOPLE WITH SHARP OJECTS.

  • Unique, one-of-a-kind gift
  • NOT SOLD in stores
  • USA: 2-8 Business Days

$79.95 $39.95

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  • Unique, one-of-a-kind gift
  • NOT SOLD in stores
  • USA: 2-8 Business Days

Each item is handcrafted and assembled with love just for you and your loved one. Due to this, please allow 2 - 5 business days for your order to ship.

Once shipped, you can expect delivery within:

USA: 2 - 5 Business Days w/ Standard (1 - 3 Business Days w/ Expedited)

Canada: 5 - 10 Business Days

UK & EU: 3 - 7 Business Days

Australia & New Zealand: 8 - 20 Business Days

Rest of the World: 5 - 10 Business Days

  • Introducing the Dog Tag: DON'T MESS WITH ME! I GET PAID TO STAB PEOPLE WITH SHARP OBJECTS. This unique piece is perfect for those who appreciate humor and style.

    Crafted from high-quality surgical steel, it features a shatterproof liquid glass coating and an optional 18k gold finish. Each tag is personalized in the U.S.A. by dedicated working moms, ensuring exceptional craftsmanship and supporting local communities.

    With a 100% Happiness Guarantee, your satisfaction is our priority. This dog tag makes a memorable keepsake for yourself or a loved one, perfect for engraving special dates or names.

  • Each item is handcrafted and assembled with love just for you and your loved one. Due to this, please allow 2 - 5 business days for your order to ship.

    Once shipped, you can expect delivery within:

    USA: 2 - 5 Business Days w/ Standard (1 - 3 Business Days w/ Expedited)

    Canada: 5 - 10 Business Days

    UK & EU: 3 - 7 Business Days

    Australia & New Zealand: 8 - 20 Business Days

    Rest of the World: 5 - 10 Business Days

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